Throwyourkeysintoadungeonmania

200 years on from the events of Oblivion and once again a terrible shadow threatens to bring Tamriel to its knees. The shadow is known as throwyourkeysintoadungeonmania, called so because of its apparent bizarre fascination with brainwashing ordinary citizens to trek the world in search of bleak monster infested cesspits and throw into them their most valued possessions.

Will a hero rise to conquer this returning shadow? Or will the Chosen One get distracted by pedestrian chores such as dragon slaying and resolving the Civil War, things which are frankly unimportant and could be undertaken by the average Level 40 citizen?

Only one man can foresee Tamriel's future. One man, with one vision, destined to bring light or chaos to a desperate world.

Unfortunately he's stuck at the bottom of Deadman's Respite with some rather horrible monsters.

Um. Help?